Idea Wrestler Mugs

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

"The good news is we've used up all our bad ideas."

Big Bang Boulevard

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

"Are we overthinking this?"

Future Wrestler

New Ideas in Business.

"Ted doesn't test well."

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

'Thanks for throwing out your ideas, Perkson, but I have to throw them out too.'

'We have to be more innovative but not in an out-of-the-box way.'

Older than Nolan Ryan and still pitching

"O.K., Chief! Hang on to your socks!"

"I, for one, do not enjoy these BYO agenda meetings."

Pen mightier than sword.

"Good idea. Bad execution."

People liked running things past Michael.

'They must be trash fish!'

'Do you take credit for things that others have done?'

Speaker and crowd 'Think for yourself!', 'MAKE me!'

Peace policy

"Mr. Montague has closed his eyes. That means he likes your idea and will be in touch."

Man spear fishing in book

'I was so damn close to success when I created 'neckbook'.'

Sitting man.

Medieval Patent Office

Caution: Extremely Deep Subject Matter.

"Hal, your 'live for today' philosophy just doesn't cut it at business planning meetings."

Writer's Block

Dangerous ideas