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Next Wave Collegiate Sports

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

"The good news is we've used up all our bad ideas."

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

Big Bang Boulevard

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

"Are we overthinking this?"

Future Wrestler

"Ted doesn't test well."

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

New Ideas in Business.

'Thanks for throwing out your ideas, Perkson, but I have to throw them out too.'

'We have to be more innovative but not in an out-of-the-box way.'

Older than Nolan Ryan and still pitching

"I, for one, do not enjoy these BYO agenda meetings."

"O.K., Chief! Hang on to your socks!"

Pen mightier than sword.

"Good idea. Bad execution."

'Do you take credit for things that others have done?'

'They must be trash fish!'

People liked running things past Michael.

Speaker and crowd 'Think for yourself!', 'MAKE me!'

"Mr. Montague has closed his eyes. That means he likes your idea and will be in touch."

Peace policy

Man spear fishing in book

'I was so damn close to success when I created 'neckbook'.'

Sitting man.

Medieval Patent Office

"Hal, your 'live for today' philosophy just doesn't cut it at business planning meetings."

Dangerous ideas

'Goliath, there's money to be made if you take a dive.'