Recession Rookie Mugs

'The financial crisis is really affecting young people.'

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'

'Court's in recess!'

Playground Pipe Dreams

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

I miss recess!

"Here, we realized it was not some awful fever dream."

For sale

'Retirement Training Program'"Very good, Larry! Just one more step and you'll have the entire aisle blocked!"

"Phew! I'm glad this part of the ride is over..."

'Am I glad to be back - austerity's gone mad out there!'

Bell ringer.

'What happens when we run out of gas?!'

"Ladies and Gentlemen, this seminar is about how to make profits in times of crisis..."

'And in further economic news, the silver lining in the latest economic crisies has been downgraded to bronze.'

"So...have you ever kissed a girl before?"

'Our cries of Armageddon were completely ignored, so let's just keep throwing money at the economy.'

'The good news is I've got a part-time job. The bad news is I started the day with a full-time job.'

Coming out of the crisis

"Souls are a dime a dozen. The best I can give you is ten free dance lessons."

Going to Greece in a Handbasket.

'This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up.'

'Yes, this is my first time at speed dating. Is it that obvious?'

'There will be no more pocket money kids. Dad bank has gone in to liquidation.'

"He's quick with the birds and the bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears. . ."

"Hey, not bad! You sound like a real couple already!"

"Sure, you lost most of your money investing in this stock, but they did give you a participation trophy."

'Your poll numbers were great during recess, but voter apathy at nap time cost you the election.'

"I'll kiss you later. Catch! I meant catch you later!"

Ace Loan Company is now Ace Borrowing Company.

Home Owners.

'Son, you just got your first credit card and you're going on a date. My advice: keep it in your pants.'

'Can you let me have five till Obama bails us all out, sir?'