Receiving Disability Benefits Gifts

"Forget the damn white whale, boys! My disability claim was approved. Turn this tub around."

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

"I suppose you're worried about your little peasant benefits."

“There once was a woman who lived in a can of prebiotic soda… & only then did she consume enough to reap the health benefits claimed on the label.”

Prosthetic snake.

Super hero enforces handicapped parking law.

Caveman chiselling a disabled wheel symbol from stone.

It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller. I got a bonus for the first time in years. Would it be selfish to spend it on myself instead of on Christmas gifts? The age-old question: Do I enjoy the fruits of my labor or give them to the losers and ingrates who did absolutely nothing to earn them? Fly yourself to Maui and send them a photo of you eating a seven-course meal. That'll encourage them to work harder and earn their own bonuses. Encouragement is the best gift you can give. I really love your show,

Old Geriatric Hitchhiker holding a sign saying 'Last Fling',

"You've hit your goals so well that I wanted to bring by your Christmas bonus."

I've been working here more than seven years. I'd like to talk about retirement benefits. I'd like a long-term contract. Ha ha. I wouldn't mind a dental plan and you know what else? Profit sharing! Hee hee, ho ho, ha ha. I really did just do it for the laughs. Ha ha hoo hoo hee -

'I'm going to use it to write letters to keep our health benefits, son...we veterans have a new battle when we get back.'

'With 13 holidays per year, 2 weeks sick leave, 2 coffee break each day, 4 weeks vacation a year, 80% of ife and health insurance, profit sharing, including various discounts and you still want a salary?'

Skating.

Heaven: Disabled Access

"Our dental plan is fluoridation of the water cooler."

Handicapped Accessible Hydrant

Blind man walks right past a sign that reads: 'IMPORTANT - Please read braille sign (below)'.

"Wilson! Stop bogarting he bonuses and share the wealth!"

I'll try searching 'Disabled Dining'.

So... you got a big ass bonus... Now what?

Screen reads: 'The Stammerer's Society. Visit our website: www ... w ... ww ... ww ... ww'

Pirate sees man on toilet sign has peg leg

'Now that you've had an hour to enjoy your bonus, when are we going to spend it?'

"Do you mind if I call you 'Rayna the Robot?'"

Social Distancing

Ice skater

Putting on ice skates

"Hey Rayna! I got you some chocolate milk!"

'You got a big bonus, didn't you?'

"My bonus – right or wrong!"

"Did you remember to get a new battery for your hearing aid?"

"It's so totally lame lame how much tax you have to pay on the bonuses you give yourself."

'You look nervous, kid.. this your first time?'