Disability Gifts

Prosthetic snake.

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

37 years in the same position.

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Working hours.

Overworked in the office

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

Time for More Paperwork

'These are job perks.'

Office slaves.

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

Motivation to work

Late/Too Late.

City Boy.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

Man running in a hamster wheel

'Let's keep in mind that although quitters never win, they often manage to avoid litigation.'

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

Busy office.

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

'I'd give you a raise, but I had to throw tantrums to make my parents give me anything as a kid.'

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"