Disability Pillows

Prosthetic snake.

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

37 years in the same position.

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Working hours.

Overworked in the office

'These are job perks.'

Time for More Paperwork

Office slaves.

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

Late/Too Late.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

City Boy.

Motivation to work

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

Man running in a hamster wheel

'Let's keep in mind that although quitters never win, they often manage to avoid litigation.'

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

'I'd give you a raise, but I had to throw tantrums to make my parents give me anything as a kid.'

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

Busy office.

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

'I didn't come in to hear that I'm burning the candle at both ends. I came for more wax.'