Receiving Disability Benefits T-Shirts

"Forget the damn white whale, boys! My disability claim was approved. Turn this tub around."

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

"I suppose you're worried about your little peasant benefits."

“There once was a woman who lived in a can of prebiotic soda… & only then did she consume enough to reap the health benefits claimed on the label.”

Prosthetic snake.

Super hero enforces handicapped parking law.

'With 13 holidays per year, 2 weeks sick leave, 2 coffee break each day, 4 weeks vacation a year, 80% of ife and health insurance, profit sharing, including various discounts and you still want a salary?'

Handicapped Accessible Hydrant

"Our dental plan is fluoridation of the water cooler."

Old Geriatric Hitchhiker holding a sign saying 'Last Fling',

Skating.

Heaven: Disabled Access

'I'm going to use it to write letters to keep our health benefits, son...we veterans have a new battle when we get back.'

"You've hit your goals so well that I wanted to bring by your Christmas bonus."

Blind man walks right past a sign that reads: 'IMPORTANT - Please read braille sign (below)'.

So... you got a big ass bonus... Now what?

"Wilson! Stop bogarting he bonuses and share the wealth!"

I'll try searching 'Disabled Dining'.

Screen reads: 'The Stammerer's Society. Visit our website: www ... w ... ww ... ww ... ww'

Pirate sees man on toilet sign has peg leg

"Do you mind if I call you 'Rayna the Robot?'"

'Now that you've had an hour to enjoy your bonus, when are we going to spend it?'

"My bonus – right or wrong!"

Social Distancing

'You got a big bonus, didn't you?'

Ice skater

Putting on ice skates

"Hey Rayna! I got you some chocolate milk!"

"Did you remember to get a new battery for your hearing aid?"

Walking sticks

'You look nervous, kid.. this your first time?'

"It's so totally lame lame how much tax you have to pay on the bonuses you give yourself."