Receiving A Sports Scholarship Pillows

'Don't ask me what play to call..I've only got a one year contract...you've got a four year scholarship...you decide what play to call.'

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Baseball players and their qualifications.

'There's more to life than winning. There's also getting schools to pay you a share of their ticket and sports memorabilia sales.'

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

Continuing education.

'Another football scholarship offer?'

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.'

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

'And the Dance Scholarship goes to...'

Pinara fund

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

'OKAY, okay Sandra, I'll PAY for your University course. But it BETTER NOT cost me an arm and a leg!...'

'It's a private school. Can't say which one, it's private.'

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'That's all there is in my college fund? That won't even buy the beer!'

'I suspected hackers when it accepted all the student scholarship applications.'

'Please help, ma'am. I need support to write my Ph.D. dissertation on 'Successful fund-raising techniques'.'

'It's the only way I can afford this place.'

Student Debt

'Ring around the rosey ...'

1/2 Full Foundation: Optimists only need apply.

Roads Scholar

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

"Actually I'm doing this to stand out more in the scholarly community."

'Thank you, sir. NEXT, PLEASE!'

'I'm sorry but we don't have athletic scholarships for video games.'

And if you go for your Masters', we'll throw in your PH.D. at no extra charge.