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Sporting School of Exellence

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

Continuing education.

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

'Another football scholarship offer?'

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

Perils of the double play.

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.'

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

'Here we go again...'

'And the Dance Scholarship goes to...'

Future Wrestler

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'OKAY, okay Sandra, I'll PAY for your University course. But it BETTER NOT cost me an arm and a leg!...'

Baseball players and their qualifications.

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

'It's a private school. Can't say which one, it's private.'

'It's all right, miss, I'm only loking for our cricket-ball!'

'That's all there is in my college fund? That won't even buy the beer!'

'I suspected hackers when it accepted all the student scholarship applications.'

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"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

'Please help, ma'am. I need support to write my Ph.D. dissertation on 'Successful fund-raising techniques'.'