Receipt Clearing Pillows

Maybe clean out your wallet

Cut Price

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

Early Piety

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

'I'm just going to say my prayers. Any requests?'

'I think I've now earned the right to wear God on my sleeve.'

'Pop-up Bible.'

'It helps with reception.'

When the traditional and contemporary services overlap.

'Accounting has suggested we standardize our billing procedure.'

'I hope you kept the receipt.'

Arrow Church

Confirmation of Westminster School Boys at the Abbey

Church Hymn

'It has nothing to do with relativity. He's trying to figure out his cable bill.'

Sale today - 50% off everything!

"Since time is an issue, I didn't have time to organize my receipts."

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

"Recovery involves elements of faith. So let's pray my billing service, this hospital and your insurance provider all work smoothly together."

"The disciples are gonna be totally freaked."

"That's guy's got 12 personalities...address his bill 'To Whom It May Concern.'"

"OK, Thomas. This is the last form of i.d. I have."

"Your bill has been doubled to include your own false pregnancy."

"Tsk, tsk, tsk. . . already marked down for clearance and it's not even Halloween yet."

"Fred doesn't take photos. He relives our vacation memories by viewing credit card receipts."

Little Jesus at school...

"You found another deductible receipt."

"Hear ye...the reading of the cvs receipt."

'Is it my fault the supermarket trolley had a mind of its own?'

Holy Butterfly.

You realize this means 6 more weeks of lent.

Mobility Scooter with Snowmobile Attachment.