Receipt Recycler Pillows

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Tree Funeral

'We heat the entire building by burning resumes.'

Cardboard, Paper, Comics.

I keep taking him back because I'm a big believer in recycling

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

"Since time is an issue, I didn't have time to organize my receipts."

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

Newspapers discussing how they are made from recycled paper.

Scrapyard Worker

"You found another deductible receipt."

"I work for Father Christmas's recycling plant."

"Fred doesn't take photos. He relives our vacation memories by viewing credit card receipts."

Veggie Princess

Al's Computer Salvage.

"Romance beckons, don't hold back, adventure awaits, Pisces in picture..."

"That old computer we recycled in 1989 is now worth a fortune."

Any old Gold - 'There's a man ahead of his time'

'I'll never be able to cook like TV chefs, goodbye.'

"Hear ye...the reading of the cvs receipt."

"So I'm thinking...why bother with all the junk mail?"

Garbage dump / Used gems.

Throwing away your brain

"Of course I didn't throw out all the receipts on purpose, and how was I to know we were going to be audited."

A fairly heavy week of junk mail.

'We decided to give you cash for your birthday, so please give me a receipt.'

"I wouldn't worry too much. She blitzed the field in the three legged race."

'Of course I recycle. I previously dated Kent here back in 1998.'

'Before recycling, try duct tape'

'I love what you've done with your trash.'

Two Christmas Stockings - One for Presents, One for Receipts