Rebound Master Gifts

Gary turns 40.

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

'Your reflexes are still good!'

'I'm a voice over artist.'

'I hate to tell you... it's not 'amber waves of gain'.'

"She's about to get him on the rebound."

"Permission to speak in rhyming couplets, sir!"

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

Clancy: Around here we call that progress!

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

'Doreen's been all over me to paint the house...'

Servant talking to her old master about her new position

'Fum foo fee fee...nope...fo fum fee foo...nah...fum fee fi fo...phoeey...fee foo...'

"What rhymes with 'repulsive'?"

'The endless forms, the long wait, the cost, problems with your insurance...that WAS the stress test, Mr Phizby.'

'What a lovely card.' 'Yes, and it's made from recycled paper. Which is apprpriate considering you're on the rebound.'

"Buck, Duck, Luck, Muck...." - Rap Rhyming Dictionary

"An own-goal and a rebound penalty, huh!"

"I think there's been a clerical error!"

Too small to play forward. Too slow to play guard.

Old MacDonald had an Office

Master inspecting new horse

An act of amazing restraint.

Complaints: "Don't make me angry - you wouldn't LIKE me when I'm angry!"

Leather basketballs and synthetic basketballs.