Rebound Seeker Gifts

Too small to play forward. Too slow to play guard.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Murder in Apartment 6-K

Gary turns 40.

Boom

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

"He was furiously reading the Bible before he died." "Looking for loopholes."

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"Oh, I'm fine. I just had to take a personal day to recharge my batteries."

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

Gulliver's other travels.

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

"Your company folded – that doesn't mean you have to."

"See how it feels"

'Do you think now's a good time to ask for a raise?' - 'I wouldn't if I was you. She gave me one this morning.'

'Please enter your pin now.'

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

'I wanted shorter hours, so he cut my breaks.'

HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"

As the Chief Corporate Adrenal Gland of the company, Fred's recommendations were rarely a surprise.

"Don't wake me up..."

I'm a little disappointed -- I always thought the ultimate secret to the universe would rhyme.

"...Then she took the divorce settlement money...and set up a company that's putting me out of business."

"She's about to get him on the rebound."

François Guizot

The Meaning of Life/Tax Avoidance Advice.

Hug Your Boss (Use the Opportunity for the Power of Suggestion).

Someone has had a hard day!

"Honey, you're not working on your computer? You're taking this vacation thing a little too far, aren't you?"

Potts is having a job keeping up with the young turks.

'Why do you want an earring? You can't even see it!'

"He should get a Nobel prize for thinking he'll get a Nobel prize."