Rebellious Sprout Gifts

'I don't care if all your friends are doing it. Your piercings are really starting to freak out your mom and me.'

Gender Equality

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

Graffiti Forever!

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

"It's dull now, but at the end they smash their instruments and set fire to the chairs."

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'I'm serious. I really believe the world is round.'

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."

Fishbowl Rebellion

'And where have you been all day young lady? Your mother and I have been worried sick!'

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

'My philosophy is to sit down and the hell with being counted.'

Banksy

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

'I'm starting a new trend.'

'So you're a billionaire... Now what?' 'Have you learned to clean your room yet?'

CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST, 'He wants to be a cop!'

"I'm tired of being the cockroach you want me to be and not the cockroach I want to be."

"Here, take this and give it back to the Man - I don't need your corrupt society anymore."

Artist paints graffiti: Rembrandt Sucks Eggs!

'His tags were so neat we decied to employ him'

ASBOs

'All the fourth grade guys took a blood oath not to learn anything during the summer.'

Mother/Teenage Child

'Sorry, Mr Wilkins, no hard feelings - but from your CV I don't think you would be right for this company.'

'Mom took all the good rebellion stuff.'