Rebellious Sprout Mugs

'I don't care if all your friends are doing it. Your piercings are really starting to freak out your mom and me.'

Gender Equality

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

Graffiti Forever!

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.

'The kids were rebelling against the new school uniform policy, so we had to make some design changes.'

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

"It's dull now, but at the end they smash their instruments and set fire to the chairs."

'I'm serious. I really believe the world is round.'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'And where have you been all day young lady? Your mother and I have been worried sick!'

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."

Fishbowl Rebellion

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

Banksy

'My philosophy is to sit down and the hell with being counted.'

My dad's doing flowers for a huge sweet 16 party. Everyone's invited except me! Who cares? It's probably some loser who couldn't get anyone to come over without going over the top. Thanks, Em! You know what's important. Plus! We'll figure out whose party it is and crash it! You're my spiritual guide.

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

'I'm starting a new trend.'

Mother/Teenage Child

"I'm tired of being the cockroach you want me to be and not the cockroach I want to be."

Shane MacGowan.

'So you're a billionaire... Now what?' 'Have you learned to clean your room yet?'

Artist paints graffiti: Rembrandt Sucks Eggs!

'All the fourth grade guys took a blood oath not to learn anything during the summer.'

'His tags were so neat we decied to employ him'

"Here, take this and give it back to the Man - I don't need your corrupt society anymore."

CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST, 'He wants to be a cop!'

ASBOs

'Sorry, Mr Wilkins, no hard feelings - but from your CV I don't think you would be right for this company.'