Strummin' Sprout Gifts

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

Growing a business....

'I've saved you all the sprouts - Mum said they are very good for us!'

Lemonade fruit juice water stand and Umbrellas, sump, pumps, raincoats stand.

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

Air Sitar.

"This next one is about the healthy and drama-free relationship that very nearly ruined me as a songwriter before I realized what was happening and got the hell out of there."

Guitarist

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

"What would I have to do to be sent to my room without just the Brussels sprouts?"

'Hank plays the banjo strictly for his own amusement.'

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

I love Sprouts

Guitar emergency.

Need money for lessons

'We'll take three of the big bags... oh boy! This stuff always tastes better at the ballpark!'

"No air guitar"

Soto

All's well that ends well

'I don't care if all your friends are doing it. Your piercings are really starting to freak out your mom and me.'

'You can't beat home groan.'

A mouth-watering Passion fruit

'Who wants another slice of Brussel Sprout...?'

'Spinach: The Prequel'

Don McLean

The Musician

Teeth quartet

'Time for you to start the attack the garden weekend!'

What your acoustic guitar says about you

A vendor with his tongue stuck out in disgust stands next to a food cart selling brussels sprouts.

"Dad - there's some people at the door from 'The Sprout Defence League...?'"

Christmas Sprout

Girl waters a plant

'Get a job.'