Rebellion Riffers Gifts

Carmen Militia

ZZZZZZZ Top

The No No No's

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

Hip-hop cops on stage.

Lou Reed

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

They've come a long way since they started in his parents' garage.

'Assume your positions - let's bring these Humans TO THEIR KNEES!'

Blues guitarists gather at the crossroads

'You, of all people, violating the speed limit!'

Musical Mestizo.

Santana Claus

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

"Writing is... rewriting."

Please wait to be yelled at.

"I feel your writing style is a bit old-school."

Cluster Catastrophe

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)

'Hope I die before I'm reduced to advertising car insurance!'

"The trouble with teaching music is everyone is dancing to a different tune."

the world's first music critic...

Bassoonist cherub.

Iggy Pop

rude singer

'Wee Orlando just tagged his first bus shelter.' 'That's ma boy.'

To an observer approaching the speed of light, Einstein and his surroundings appear to be tall and thin.

The Little Burner Phone that Could.

Wrong answer

Keith Richards