Rebel Mathematician Gifts

Delinquent Maths Teachers...

'I've crunched the numbers and you can afford to increase my allowance by 15.5%.'

'Very good, Jeffrey! - You are so creative!'

'The math is more complex this year and some of you won't be able to just tap out your answers anymore.'

"Question authority"

One after another

My dad's doing flowers for a huge sweet 16 party. Everyone's invited except me! Who cares? It's probably some loser who couldn't get anyone to come over without going over the top. Thanks, Em! You know what's important. Plus! We'll figure out whose party it is and crash it! You're my spiritual guide.

'My philosophy is to sit down and the hell with being counted.'

'It has nothing to do with relativity. He's trying to figure out his cable bill.'

'Going to school is NOT an abusive relationship!'

"I'm beginning to think that coming up with a password that's never been used may be an unsolvable problem."

Karl Marx

"Here, take this and give it back to the Man - I don't need your corrupt society anymore."

Alternative Accountants

CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST, 'He wants to be a cop!'

'There's a group here to see you about a class action!'

'Math is more art than science.'

"Sigurd advocates civil disobedience relating to the 'law of gravity'."

Hosni Mubarak

Junior Accountant

"Excuse me, but where exactly are we being led?"

'Light Expelling Darkness' - Patriotic Support for Pitt Against Whig Opposition and French Principles

'I'm not counting the days 'til school's out. I don't do math unless they make me.'

Young Che Guevara contemplates a career in t-shirt design.

'Oh, quit whimpering! -- Anybody would think that you're the only king in the world who every got his head chopped off!'

"I just had the weirdest thought. ... What if our parents are right?!"

"There's nowhere quite like Paris in the springtime!"

"Do I get a scout badge for having the most demerits?"

"If this piece of paper lands in that trash basket, I'll quit teaching, move to the country, write my novel, and never grade another math quiz ever again." "Let's see, six right, four wrong..."

'Dude, we're putting the ban back together.'

'I think Euclid is getting carried away with his work.'

'I'm beginning to suspect his heart's not in this whole anti-capitalism thing...'

"I'm sorry, but you do not qualify for the home office credit."

"Kleinzweck is our resident punk physicist."

Quadruple espresso, please. No caffeine for you, Uncle Mort. Doctor's orders. Doctors schmoctors. What do those ivy league elitists know? Pardon? If I think caffeine's exactly what I need, who are they to tell me otherwise? They're your doctors. How condescending of these arrogant "doctors" to think they know more than I do about my own bone strength and blood pressure. This is Donald Trump's America. Where the homespun beliefs of the common man trump the knowledge of specialists. Make my coffee