Rebel Mathematician Pillows

Delinquent Maths Teachers...

'I've crunched the numbers and you can afford to increase my allowance by 15.5%.'

'Very good, Jeffrey! - You are so creative!'

'The math is more complex this year and some of you won't be able to just tap out your answers anymore.'

"Question authority"

One after another

'Going to school is NOT an abusive relationship!'

'My philosophy is to sit down and the hell with being counted.'

'It has nothing to do with relativity. He's trying to figure out his cable bill.'

Karl Marx

"Here, take this and give it back to the Man - I don't need your corrupt society anymore."

Alternative Accountants

CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST, 'He wants to be a cop!'

'There's a group here to see you about a class action!'

'Math is more art than science.'

Hosni Mubarak

"Sigurd advocates civil disobedience relating to the 'law of gravity'."

Junior Accountant

'Oh, quit whimpering! -- Anybody would think that you're the only king in the world who every got his head chopped off!'

Young Che Guevara contemplates a career in t-shirt design.

"I just had the weirdest thought. ... What if our parents are right?!"

'Light Expelling Darkness' - Patriotic Support for Pitt Against Whig Opposition and French Principles

'I'm not counting the days 'til school's out. I don't do math unless they make me.'

"There's nowhere quite like Paris in the springtime!"

"Do I get a scout badge for having the most demerits?"

"If this piece of paper lands in that trash basket, I'll quit teaching, move to the country, write my novel, and never grade another math quiz ever again." "Let's see, six right, four wrong..."

"I'm sorry, but you do not qualify for the home office credit."

'Dude, we're putting the ban back together.'

'I'm beginning to suspect his heart's not in this whole anti-capitalism thing...'

'I think Euclid is getting carried away with his work.'

"Kleinzweck is our resident punk physicist."

'Can Ganesh come and help deliver a business plan. . .'