Rebel Philosopher Pillows

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

"I gotta be me!"

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Citizen of the world.

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

"Question authority"

'My philosophy is to sit down and the hell with being counted.'

Bertrand Russell

"Rats, the peace-talks are progressing well and they're pushing for a cease-fire: better make the most of it while we can..."

"Here, take this and give it back to the Man - I don't need your corrupt society anymore."

CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST, 'He wants to be a cop!'

"It sounds like taking over as their leader would actually be extremely ineffective."

Two men fight with Law and Order signs.

'This bottle stainless steel cleaner...if it's stainless...why would you need a cleaner?'

Reading

"Why do you have to be so smart? You'd be more popular if you acted normal."

"Sorry - we don't stock religious titles in case it offends some of our customers."

Young Che Guevara contemplates a career in t-shirt design.

"I just had the weirdest thought. ... What if our parents are right?!"

'There will be no underground in this house.'

"Yes, they're all blank. The art of omission, you see."

Peace/War

'Light Expelling Darkness' - Patriotic Support for Pitt Against Whig Opposition and French Principles

'Sure it's an impressive collection. Too bad they're all overdue library books.'

"He's always had a fascination with the hard drinking,hard living writer,the tortured genius. It's an image he's tried to emulate. Unfortunately he's only ever managed the first two parts." "I can't <hic> feel my face."

"Hold on, Mrs. Martin, you know that book is not on the approve curriculum!!"

The Evils of War.

Chained peace dove

'Call yourself a radical novelist? You've not even incited a single fatwa, have you?'