Rebel Philosopher Mugs

"Excuse me, but where exactly are we being led?"

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

"I gotta be me!"

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

Citizen of the world.

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

"Question authority"

"Hmmm... there's something not right here..."

My dad's doing flowers for a huge sweet 16 party. Everyone's invited except me! Who cares? It's probably some loser who couldn't get anyone to come over without going over the top. Thanks, Em! You know what's important. Plus! We'll figure out whose party it is and crash it! You're my spiritual guide.

Bertrand Russell

'My philosophy is to sit down and the hell with being counted.'

Two men fight with Law and Order signs.

"Rats, the peace-talks are progressing well and they're pushing for a cease-fire: better make the most of it while we can..."

"Here, take this and give it back to the Man - I don't need your corrupt society anymore."

Reading

'This bottle stainless steel cleaner...if it's stainless...why would you need a cleaner?'

CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST, 'He wants to be a cop!'

"It sounds like taking over as their leader would actually be extremely ineffective."

"Why do you have to be so smart? You'd be more popular if you acted normal."

Young Che Guevara contemplates a career in t-shirt design.

'Light Expelling Darkness' - Patriotic Support for Pitt Against Whig Opposition and French Principles

"I just had the weirdest thought. ... What if our parents are right?!"

"Sorry - we don't stock religious titles in case it offends some of our customers."

BOOKSHOP, 'Are you sure you want that, sir? - You don't really look like the Tom Clancy type.'

"Yes, they're all blank. The art of omission, you see."

Peace/War

'Sure it's an impressive collection. Too bad they're all overdue library books.'

'There will be no underground in this house.'

"He's always had a fascination with the hard drinking,hard living writer,the tortured genius. It's an image he's tried to emulate. Unfortunately he's only ever managed the first two parts." "I can't <hic> feel my face."

The Evils of War.

"Hold on, Mrs. Martin, you know that book is not on the approve curriculum!!"

'Call yourself a radical novelist? You've not even incited a single fatwa, have you?'