Reality Show Casting Director Gifts

"Hang on. . . I think they're still someone down there!"

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'I was up for a part in the Producers...'

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

"The script isn't funny, but maybe if we put some unfunny actors in it and get an unfunny director it will be funny."

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

"Bob, you're just not selling me on you essential hamburgerness."

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

'Dear, you're not supposed to take it seriously...it's a reality show!'

"You played yourself in your last picture. Everyone found it unconvincing."

"Well, you're certainly on our short list."

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

Charlotte Rampling

Casting in the swamp.

'Oh No! Reality theatre.'

"You've been offered a role as a husband who's been married for thirty years."

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

Casting Director

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".

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Life stripped bare