Reality Tv Show Host Gifts

'Know what this place needs? - a telly makeover!'

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

American Idle.

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

"Am I through to the next round?"

A couple decides what to watch.

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

America's funniest election gaffes

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

'Dear, you're not supposed to take it seriously...it's a reality show!'

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

'You're not being fired Jenkins. It's just that all our colleagues have booted you out of the company.'

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

"I wanted to deliver a message of hope and tolerance in a complex global society but I decided to update them on the Kardashians instead."