Reality Show Host Gifts

Distancing with the Stars

Reality Show Host

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"Am I through to the next round?"

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

'Dear, you're not supposed to take it seriously...it's a reality show!'

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

'Oh No! Reality theatre.'

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

TV-Mirror.

Sammi and her 'partner' decide to have their child baptized at a Suuuuper-inclusive church

'Welcome to Reputation Makeover! Tonight, my team and I will try to repair the tattered reputations of those appearing on other reality shows!'

"This new reality show is boring and stupid!" "You're watching the news!"

'It's a new reality show about a reality show producer...'

'After graduation, I plan on working in warrantless surveillance for the CIA. How about you?'

Desert Island Surveillance.

The changing times of 'fame'.

Reality TV

Celebrity Clerk: Schrodinger's Cat.

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

The Apprentice: Recession Special.