Reality Show Host Gifts

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Reality Show Host

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

American Idle.

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

"Am I through to the next round?"

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

'Dear, you're not supposed to take it seriously...it's a reality show!'

'Oh No! Reality theatre.'

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

TV-Mirror.

Life stripped bare

Sammi and her 'partner' decide to have their child baptized at a Suuuuper-inclusive church

Love Island

'Welcome to Reputation Makeover! Tonight, my team and I will try to repair the tattered reputations of those appearing on other reality shows!'

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".

'It's a new reality show about a reality show producer...'

"This new reality show is boring and stupid!" "You're watching the news!"

Desert Island Surveillance.

'After graduation, I plan on working in warrantless surveillance for the CIA. How about you?'

The changing times of 'fame'.

Reality TV

The Apprentice: Recession Special.

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