Reality Show Producer Gifts

"Remember, in this negotiation you're the 'Paula Abdul.'"

Ant And Dec,

"I really wish you'd come to me first with your problems, Tom, before going on the "World's Worst Bosses' reality show!"

'It's a new reality show about a reality show producer...'

It's the telly people-they want to use OUR garden for 'I'm a Celebrity-Get me out of here!'

Listen, you're pitching me a reality show about a boy who never grows up, but reality shows are already full of people who never grow up.

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

Uncensored webcam view of Walter, doing nothing at all.

TV programme - The Eggs Factor

"Excuse me, I'm late for my new show 'Lancing With the Stars'."

Head of Dumbing-Down

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

Cut!

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

American Idle.

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

Applause

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

Senior Jeopardy!

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

It's not a bad planet -- Their talk shows make it seem a lot worse than it is.

Next camera crew 5 mins

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."