Reality Tv Director Gifts

'There's a thin line between good taste and bad taste. Does anyone know where that line is?'

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

Derren Brown: Pushed to the Edge

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

A couple decides what to watch.

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

America's funniest election gaffes

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

'Dear, you're not supposed to take it seriously...it's a reality show!'

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

'You're not being fired Jenkins. It's just that all our colleagues have booted you out of the company.'

"I wanted to deliver a message of hope and tolerance in a complex global society but I decided to update them on the Kardashians instead."

'Oh No! Reality theatre.'

The big questions in life.

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

Piers Morgan.