Reality Tv Producers Gifts

I heard that those disgusting cast members on that "Jersey Shore" reality show are now being paid $100,000. Per episode

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

Sex Scandals of the Rich and Famous.

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

American Idle.

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"Am I through to the next round?"

America's funniest election gaffes

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

A couple decides what to watch.

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

"I wanted to deliver a message of hope and tolerance in a complex global society but I decided to update them on the Kardashians instead."

'Dear, you're not supposed to take it seriously...it's a reality show!'

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous