"I'm sorry. We don't want a ring-tailed lemur. We want a ring-tailed-lemur type."
Casting Directors Gifts
Searching for a gift that captures the sharp eye and creative flair of a casting director? Our curated collection of fun and clever items makes a perfect way to appreciation their talent for spotting stars while bringing a smile to their face.
"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."
'Looks like the Old Boy Network.'
'Oh, say cheese - it's a family snap, not a TV drama photo shoot!'
Wordplay: Short Notice - Applicants wanted for support roles in production of Snow White.
'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'
"Just be yourself."
"Aristophanes explains comedy"
Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!
"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"
Leslie Caron.
'Hamlet'
If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."
Trump! The Musical
Daughters on the beach
William Shakespeare sitting at a desk
Shakespeare was bisexual
Theatre Masks and Butts
Meet Me Outside St. Louis
"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."
'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'
Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.
Applause
'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'
'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'
"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."
"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."
'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'
Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene
A Punch and Judy Professor is visited by Death as a puppet.
'It's cutting edge theatre.'
Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.
Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.
"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"
Jack-a-box in the theatre.
Casting Directors Gifts Collection
Casting Directors Mugs
Discover our range of funny and thoughtful mugs designed for casting directors—perfect for brightening their day and celebrating their talent.
Casting Directors Pillows
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Casting Directors Prints
Browse our artistic prints for casting directors, blending humor and profession to make a stylish statement in their workspace.
Casting Directors T-Shirts
Explore our collection of witty T-shirts made for casting directors—ideal for casual days and showing off their industry pride.