Casting Directors Pillows

"I'm sorry. We don't want a ring-tailed lemur. We want a ring-tailed-lemur type."

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

'Looks like the Old Boy Network.'

'Oh, say cheese - it's a family snap, not a TV drama photo shoot!'

Wordplay: Short Notice - Applicants wanted for support roles in production of Snow White.

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Just be yourself."

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

Leslie Caron.

'Hamlet'

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

Trump! The Musical

Daughters on the beach

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Shakespeare was bisexual

Theatre Masks and Butts

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Applause

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

A Punch and Judy Professor is visited by Death as a puppet.

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Jack-a-box in the theatre.