Cast Coordinator Pillows

'My supporting cast.'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"Would anyone like to question my downsizing proposal?"

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

'I was up for a part in the Producers...'

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

"The script isn't funny, but maybe if we put some unfunny actors in it and get an unfunny director it will be funny."

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

'If he has a pulse, hire him!'

"Bob, you're just not selling me on you essential hamburgerness."

Charlotte Rampling

Casting in the swamp.

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

"Well, you're certainly on our short list."

"You played yourself in your last picture. Everyone found it unconvincing."

STRIP *Community Care * Squeezing it all in before lunch

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

"We'll start with some 'ice breakers' and 'team building' games..."

"You've been offered a role as a husband who's been married for thirty years."

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

The Odd Couple.

Casting Director

"I'm hanging tough, guys, but have I mentioned how much I resent you for always making me hold the table?"

'... and make it look like an accident.'

And the die is cast!

Hannibal "I turned down the part of one of his meals."

"Of course, there's Macbeth and the pantomine season...."

"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."