Cast Coordinator Pillows

'My supporting cast.'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"Would anyone like to question my downsizing proposal?"

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

"The script isn't funny, but maybe if we put some unfunny actors in it and get an unfunny director it will be funny."

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

'If he has a pulse, hire him!'

"Bob, you're just not selling me on you essential hamburgerness."

"Well, you're certainly on our short list."

Casting in the swamp.

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

"You played yourself in your last picture. Everyone found it unconvincing."

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

STRIP *Community Care * Squeezing it all in before lunch

"We'll start with some 'ice breakers' and 'team building' games..."

Casting Director

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

The Odd Couple.

'... and make it look like an accident.'

"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."

"I'm hanging tough, guys, but have I mentioned how much I resent you for always making me hold the table?"

And the die is cast!

Barry Leffler, stunt lawyer

"Of course, there's Macbeth and the pantomine season...."