Reality Check Humorist Gifts

Suggestion Box for the Wather.

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

Grimm's Reality Tales.

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

'Goodbye, dear. This is the kind of day that makes you feel glad to be alive.'

Man tapping a tuning fork on another man's knee

'It's a new reality show about a reality show producer...'

Patient to Doctor: 'This may hurt a little.'

"First destination: the recycling center to get rid of these cans."

"You're not just a number here. You're a number who hasn't been fired yet."

"Maybe you should be depressed, your life isn't that great."

'It's a surprise for my husband, he isn't going.'

"Starting at a new agency can be overwhelming. Let me show you around."

'I feel better today too, but around here I've learned not to be too optimistic.'

'Actually, the bill is part of your reality therapy.'

'I called Louis XVI and Robespierre answered!'

'Does that mean my reflexes are GOOD then, doctor?'

The back of the Taj Mahal.

"I never thought you'd live to be 90 either. By the way, you're only 67."

"I'm hoping my stethoscope is broken."

Cost of living - 'Thank God we're dead.'

'It's just hot dogs. What does the health department care about hot dogs?'

Dying your hair red at home

'Your tests came back. . . bad news. Not only did we find a lump, you are a lump. . .'

"Evenin' gents - what's yer poison..?"

End of the Rainbow.

'That's your misfortune, and none of my own, I'm afraid.'

'Why do we always talk about this stuff?'

'Ruddy customers have NO idea of the costs power companies have to cover!'

Real World

Social media family vs regular family