Realistic Thinker Gifts

Looking for a gift that resonates with someone who values clarity, logic, and deep thought? Our collection for realistic thinkers features items that emphasize insight, reason, and an appreciation for well-grounded ideas. Perfect for the creatively inclined who love to ponder the world around them and find beauty in rationality.

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Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir." mockup

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

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"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day." mockup

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

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"The company only made a profit of $2 billion. So that raise you requested will have to wait."

"The company only made a profit of $2 billion. So that raise you requested will have to wait." mockup

"The company only made a profit of $2 billion. So that raise you requested will have to wait."

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"Then, after you have spent those 30 years working your heart out on the company's production line, you will be laid off because of a corporate merger, only to discover you have lost all your retirement benefits."

"Then, after you have spent those 30 years working your heart out on the company's production line, you will be laid off because of a corporate merger, only to discover you have lost all your retirement benefits."

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"I have low expectations for this year."

"I have low expectations for this year." mockup

"I have low expectations for this year."

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'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.' mockup

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

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'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.'

'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.' mockup

'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.'

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'I'm not worried about losing my job. I'm worried about keeping it.'

'I'm not worried about losing my job. I'm worried about keeping it.' mockup

'I'm not worried about losing my job. I'm worried about keeping it.'

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"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them." mockup

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

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Reasonableman

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"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

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"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

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"You will bargain away what little integrity you have left for what little job security you can gain."

"You will bargain away what little integrity you have left for what little job security you can gain." mockup

"You will bargain away what little integrity you have left for what little job security you can gain."

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"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality." mockup

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

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From what I hear, the Atwood Intuition Tank is coming up with results faster than we are.

From what I hear, the Atwood Intuition Tank is coming up with results faster than we are. mockup

From what I hear, the Atwood Intuition Tank is coming up with results faster than we are.

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'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.' mockup

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

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"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?" mockup

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

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Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

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Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

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"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?" mockup

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

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Great moments in science. . . 'Nice work, you've isolated the funding gene.'

Great moments in science. . . 'Nice work, you've isolated the funding gene.' mockup

Great moments in science. . . 'Nice work, you've isolated the funding gene.'

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"Now at this point reality intruded." mockup

"Now at this point reality intruded."

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'The economy today got a boost from Alan Greenspan, who said it's O.K. to be irrationally exuberant.'

'The economy today got a boost from Alan Greenspan, who said it's O.K. to be irrationally exuberant.' mockup

'The economy today got a boost from Alan Greenspan, who said it's O.K. to be irrationally exuberant.'

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"The bad news is that we've had to cut most of the services. . . The good news is that we can now tell people in 23 languages what we don't do anymore!"

"The bad news is that we've had to cut most of the services. . . The good news is that we can now tell people in 23 languages what we don't do anymore!" mockup

"The bad news is that we've had to cut most of the services. . . The good news is that we can now tell people in 23 languages what we don't do anymore!"

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