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Backlog of industrial real estate.

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

I'm buying a house. You're broke. So? the interest rate plans are amazing. The banks are giving money away. Besides, the housing market is going nuts. If I buy today, I can sell next year for a huge profit. I suddenly feel faint. You look ill, Mr. Powell.

Mouse real estate!

"Local authorities are always whining on about the cost of 'affordable' housing..."

Eye, ear, nose, throat & real estate investment trusts.

'Hi, I'm on the make,'

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

Bank. Moving Co. Joe got an apartment above the bank. He moved his things in today. Now he can say his "assets are over ten million dollars"!

'They're playing house.'

Real Estate Depression

'I think you'll find it open and spacious!'

Strip Mine Estates - Mineral Rights? They're All Yours.

Estate Agent - 'They're all mine.'

Mortgage up: 'Where?.'

Monopoly game - "You just gazumped me!"

'Lower the price by ?30k!' 'He's trying to kick-start the housing market.'

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

"I told you he was a motivated seller.

"It's really too much house for us, but Fran and I plan to live in the walk-in closet and rent the rest."

'If you kiss me, I'll cause the Dow Jones Industrial Average to soar, manufacturing and trade data to re-accelerate, and housing to rebound significantly throughout the remainder of this and the next quarter.'

Even heaven is helpless to stop it.

Today's dream house is nothing if not a fantasy.

"Try not to see them as a ridiculously expensive pile of bricks but rather as a value for money self build opportunity!"

'I sold my house and got what I paid for it. But you bought it in 1962.'

"His only acquisitions so far seem to have been a Ferrari and a villa a Marbella."

'Our house is being staged. Dad says we've got a good shot at getting in - if we can pass the audition.'

'First the good news - you won't have to pay mortgage insurance anymore.'

'If it was mine, I'd put it up for sale, invest the proceeds, and get myself a nice little condo.'

Large Property Portfolio - Please Help.

'Our main priority is to protect all of the innocent oil that has become caught up in this conflict.'