Real Estate Tycoon Sympathizer Pillows

Backlog of industrial real estate.

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

Mouse real estate!

"Local authorities are always whining on about the cost of 'affordable' housing..."

Eye, ear, nose, throat & real estate investment trusts.

'They're playing house.'

'Hi, I'm on the make,'

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

Real Estate Depression

'I think you'll find it open and spacious!'

Estate Agent - 'They're all mine.'

Mortgage up: 'Where?.'

Strip Mine Estates - Mineral Rights? They're All Yours.

'Lower the price by ?30k!' 'He's trying to kick-start the housing market.'

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

"I told you he was a motivated seller.

"It's really too much house for us, but Fran and I plan to live in the walk-in closet and rent the rest."

'I sold my house and got what I paid for it. But you bought it in 1962.'

'If you kiss me, I'll cause the Dow Jones Industrial Average to soar, manufacturing and trade data to re-accelerate, and housing to rebound significantly throughout the remainder of this and the next quarter.'

Today's dream house is nothing if not a fantasy.

"Try not to see them as a ridiculously expensive pile of bricks but rather as a value for money self build opportunity!"

Even heaven is helpless to stop it.

'Our house is being staged. Dad says we've got a good shot at getting in - if we can pass the audition.'

'First the good news - you won't have to pay mortgage insurance anymore.'

'If it was mine, I'd put it up for sale, invest the proceeds, and get myself a nice little condo.'

'I'm a homing-pigeon you see, but since I've invested in the property market, I'm confused as to which home to return to...'

'Our main priority is to protect all of the innocent oil that has become caught up in this conflict.'

Large Property Portfolio - Please Help.