Romance With Real Estate Pillows

Real Estate Lust

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

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An exaggeration of estate agents

Mouse real estate!

'Is the fire included?'

'Here's the 2 acres of beachfront property you bought - too bad it's only six inches wide.'

"Occupant, apartment 5C: Congratulations—you may already have won the all-electric Colonial split-level house of your dreams...."

William and Real Estate

"The current owners removed a number of walls and used soft, neutral tones to create a very spacious, open concept."

'There are no skeletons in the closets but you might have troubles with those in the back yard.'

Real estate.

Coming Soon- Trump Circle

"It's a bit of a fixer-upper."

"Let's see - you might be just right for a little 2-turret, 1 1/2 moat unit I'm renting on West 58th street."

Today's dream house is nothing if not a fantasy.

'When you described it as a remote house in the country...'

'Location, location, location.'

"It's fine - you know, it's a moon."

'It's okay, there's a six-figure carpeting allowance.'

An Englishman's home is his sand castle.

"It's true that the basement's flooded, but it's stocked."

'That house is a fixer upper. Are you handy with a checkbook?'

"Kids say the finniest things."

'I hope buying this house won't sink us.'

"It might have been smart to inquire about the tides before buying this seaside place"

After dinner conversation since property prices stagnated

'In return for storing the nuclear waste, we get a big break on the mortgage.'

"Adam's an estate agent, he's beautifully presented and deceptively specious"

Home tutor

Apt house matchmaker: '23 - D meet 17 - c, sublet...'