Romance With Real Estate Gifts

Real Estate Lust

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

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An exaggeration of estate agents

Mouse real estate!

'Is the fire included?'

Oh, one door closes, another opens -- How have you been?

William and Real Estate

'Here's the 2 acres of beachfront property you bought - too bad it's only six inches wide.'

"Occupant, apartment 5C: Congratulations—you may already have won the all-electric Colonial split-level house of your dreams...."

"The current owners removed a number of walls and used soft, neutral tones to create a very spacious, open concept."

'There are no skeletons in the closets but you might have troubles with those in the back yard.'

Real estate.

Coming Soon- Trump Circle

"It's a bit of a fixer-upper."

"Let's see - you might be just right for a little 2-turret, 1 1/2 moat unit I'm renting on West 58th street."

Today's dream house is nothing if not a fantasy.

When Pyromaniacs Buy A Home: 'This is a great starter home.'

'When you described it as a remote house in the country...'

'Location, location, location.'

'It's okay, there's a six-figure carpeting allowance.'

An Englishman's home is his sand castle.

"It's fine - you know, it's a moon."

"It's true that the basement's flooded, but it's stocked."

"Ah yes, 'The Three Little Pigs', a cautionary tale of insufficient real estate market analysis."

'That house is a fixer upper. Are you handy with a checkbook?'

True, it's a fixer-upper.

'I hope buying this house won't sink us.'

"Kids say the finniest things."

"It might have been smart to inquire about the tides before buying this seaside place"

After dinner conversation since property prices stagnated

'In return for storing the nuclear waste, we get a big break on the mortgage.'

"Adam's an estate agent, he's beautifully presented and deceptively specious"

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