Real Estate Romantic Gifts

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Venus

"You're such a good listener."

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'More bubbles!'

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"We'll always have Paris..."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Diamond outfits

Love linked

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Love Conquers All

Paint pots in love

"You're my Mona Lisa."

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

"You're calling it love, but it's really just static electricity."

Missing You.

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."