Royalty Romantic Gifts

King Alfred's Daffodil's.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Sauvignon Bonk

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"You're such a good listener."

Venus

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'More bubbles!'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'How about a game of cards?'

Diamond outfits

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Love Conquers All

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

Love linked

Paint pots in love

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

Missing You.

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"You're solemates!"

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

After the Sentence

Ostriches making out

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"Oh, how sweet of you."

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

"There's something I have to tell you."

"I think we've had too much Wine. The cork-screw is surrendering."

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"Get a tomb!"