Real Estate Raconteur Gifts

Looking for a gift for your real estate raconteur? Discover thoughtful and witty items that showcase their flair for storytelling in property. Whether they’re closing deals or sharing a home’s history, find something that celebrates their passion for real estate with a touch of humor and personality.

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'Well, our house was worth £350k when the bank repossessed it.'

'Well, our house was worth £350k when the bank repossessed it.' mockup

'Well, our house was worth £350k when the bank repossessed it.'

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"That's not damp- it's a water feature."

"That's not damp- it's a water feature." mockup

"That's not damp- it's a water feature."

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'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.' mockup

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

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'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.' mockup

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

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At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift. mockup

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

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"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?" mockup

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

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"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!" mockup

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

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"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today." mockup

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

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Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.' mockup

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

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"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood." mockup

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

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Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet. mockup

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

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Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire." mockup

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

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'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?' mockup

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

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"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..." mockup

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

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"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!" mockup

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

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'For Sale by Neighbor'

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"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?" mockup

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

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'Honey, it's the escrow people. They want to know if you could send a stool sample.'

'Honey, it's the escrow people. They want to know if you could send a stool sample.' mockup

'Honey, it's the escrow people. They want to know if you could send a stool sample.'

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'The owner plays in the NBA.'

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"I couldn't keep up the payments." mockup

"I couldn't keep up the payments."

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'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!' mockup

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

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Emigrating to France.

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Mouse real estate!

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"At last we own our own apartment. I feel like a king."

"At last we own our own apartment. I feel like a king." mockup

"At last we own our own apartment. I feel like a king."

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'I told my wife to run the house like a business. So she sold it to an American corporation.'

'I told my wife to run the house like a business. So she sold it to an American corporation.' mockup

'I told my wife to run the house like a business. So she sold it to an American corporation.'

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A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.". mockup

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

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'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.' mockup

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

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'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.' mockup

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

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'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!' mockup

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'

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'Commerical real estates' man excited by peak in sleeping 'Rental rates' monitor

'Commerical real estates' man excited by peak in sleeping 'Rental rates' monitor mockup

'Commerical real estates' man excited by peak in sleeping 'Rental rates' monitor

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'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!' mockup

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

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Real Estate Raconteur Gifts Collection

Real Estate Raconteur Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs dedicated to real estate raconteurs—perfect for brightening their mornings and celebrating their storytelling talents.

Real Estate Raconteur Pillows

Find cozy pillows that showcase their love for real estate storytelling, adding personality and comfort to any space.

Real Estate Raconteur Prints

Browse our art prints designed for real estate lovers, bringing their favorite stories and passions into their decor.

Real Estate Raconteur T-Shirts

Discover witty and stylish t-shirts for real estate enthusiasts who love to share their passion with humor and flair.