Oil Magnate Sympathizer Pillows

'Our main priority is to protect all of the innocent oil that has become caught up in this conflict.'

'Let's call him lucky!'

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

BP Waiter: Dinner is served!

'I think we may have an income problem.'

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

"I like your reading the financial pages junior. It shows you have an acquisitive mind."

'Simmons is our expert in oil stocks.'

Even heaven is helpless to stop it.

Biggie Pictures. It's an action comedy about a con man who tries to manipulate oil company stock prices! It's called "Short Getty"!

"I'm afraid the discovery of oil on your property will drive the price of your home down."

'America uses 20 million barrels of oil a day. Our profits are up, but is it sustainable? Will consumers run out of money?'

Our Beloved $68 a Share

"Oh, the humanity!"

"Petro-dollars do not grow on trees, my son."

Minor credit cards accepted.

Another promising young entrepreneur snuffed out by Big Lemonade

Child's 'bottled water' stand.

Testing, testing...one billion, two billion, three billion...

Backlog of industrial real estate.

"Scratch a chief executive officer, and you'll find a chief executive little boy."

Jack Ma

'This is the Textile King, the Shipping King, the Real Estate King and the plain ole King.'

How do I find true love, Randy? You really want my advice? Of course. I'm not getting any younger. My business empire is performing beyond expectations

"I'm working harder than I ever have, but all I get out of it is larger and larger paychecks."

Falling Oil Prices

'What could possibly go wrong with the Keystone Pipeline? And don't worry about those non-fracking related earthquakes.'

'Public companies' balancing 'Profits' and 'Philanthropy'.

High Octane Big Oil Profits

J.R.D Tata

Rebekah Brooks: Murdoch always said I would continue to go far!

Oil Wave

'Aren't you glad you listened to my woman's intuition and invested in oil stocks?'

"I always have mixed feelings about high gasoline prices. . . I own oil company stock."

Genie promises magic oil.