Dress their success! Our t-shirts for real estate tycoons boast clever slogans and stylish designs that highlight their property prowess with a touch of wit and charm.
You're on, caller. What's your problem? How do I get rid of a tenant so I can charge more rent? I get that question all the time. First, find out if your property is rent-controlled. If it is, go back in time to the moment you decided to rent it out and slap yourself. You have no business being a landlord, you greedy #%$*! What kind of music did the army use to get Noriega to leave Panama?
Domino effect in housing market.
Hollywood Sign Developers
'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'
“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”
'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'
"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."
'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'
'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'
I'm buying a house. You're broke. So? the interest rate plans are amazing. The banks are giving money away. Besides, the housing market is going nuts. If I buy today, I can sell next year for a huge profit. I suddenly feel faint. You look ill, Mr. Powell.
"I've just bought five acres of prime oceanfront. Want to help me build on it?"
Supermarket Merge
Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself
Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd
"Local authorities are always whining on about the cost of 'affordable' housing..."
Eye, ear, nose, throat & real estate investment trusts.
'Hi, I'm on the make,'
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'He's out massaging,manipulating and monopolising.'
'Admittedly, I'm into greed but it's honest greed.'
'Hey! By appointment only!!'
R. J. Willoby - Old Money, Old Technology, Member 'Good Old Boys Network'.
'They're playing house.'
Bank. Moving Co. Joe got an apartment above the bank. He moved his things in today. Now he can say his "assets are over ten million dollars"!
Real Estate Depression
'I think you'll find it open and spacious!'
"This area has a long and rich history. First, the Indians lived here, then it was a plantation with slaves, then poor people lived here, and now it's a magnificent condo complex."
"I can't decide which I'd rather do- make a twenty-billion-dollar bid of turn down a twenty-billion-dollar bid."
'It's quite the Horatio Alger story, isn't it? Humble origins in a single drop of pond water, gradually devouring every competitor in sight. Naturally, it was just a matter of time before you decided to join our company!'
Estate Agent - 'They're all mine.'
Mortgage up: 'Where?.'
"Philip! Nice to see you still at large."
'Lower the price by ?30k!' 'He's trying to kick-start the housing market.'
'We've decided to foreclose on Paraguay, Ferguson -- Get down there and take the place over.'
Strip Mine Estates - Mineral Rights? They're All Yours.
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