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Domino effect in housing market.

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

"I've just bought five acres of prime oceanfront. Want to help me build on it?"

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

"Local authorities are always whining on about the cost of 'affordable' housing..."

Eye, ear, nose, throat & real estate investment trusts.

'He's out massaging,manipulating and monopolising.'

'Hi, I'm on the make,'

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R. J. Willoby - Old Money, Old Technology, Member 'Good Old Boys Network'.

'Admittedly, I'm into greed but it's honest greed.'

'Hey! By appointment only!!'

'They're playing house.'

Real Estate Depression

"This area has a long and rich history. First, the Indians lived here, then it was a plantation with slaves, then poor people lived here, and now it's a magnificent condo complex."

'I think you'll find it open and spacious!'

'It's quite the Horatio Alger story, isn't it? Humble origins in a single drop of pond water, gradually devouring every competitor in sight. Naturally, it was just a matter of time before you decided to join our company!'

"I can't decide which I'd rather do- make a twenty-billion-dollar bid of turn down a twenty-billion-dollar bid."

'Lower the price by ?30k!' 'He's trying to kick-start the housing market.'

'We've decided to foreclose on Paraguay, Ferguson -- Get down there and take the place over.'

Strip Mine Estates - Mineral Rights? They're All Yours.

"Philip! Nice to see you still at large."

Estate Agent - 'They're all mine.'

Mortgage up: 'Where?.'