Future Real Estate Mogul T-Shirts

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

"Make a lot of money."

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

Lemonade Inc.

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

"So...do you have a job now?"

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

'When I'm a CEO on Wall Street this will make a wonderful anecdote.'

World Economic Forum

"I've just bought five acres of prime oceanfront. Want to help me build on it?"

'What I'm challenging this group to do, then, is to redirect our shared passion for the idea of making money into actually making money!'

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

"Local authorities are always whining on about the cost of 'affordable' housing..."

Eye, ear, nose, throat & real estate investment trusts.

Investment advice from father to son:"Learn to walk and then learn to invest. I'm depending on you to look after me when I grow old."

'They're playing house.'

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

'I see you plan to grow by 50 a year!'

Real Estate Depression

'I think you'll find it open and spacious!'

"Today, State Street. Tomorrow, the State!"

"So what do you really think of my business plan?"

'Someday son, all this will be yours...if someone doesn't take us over.'

"Occupant, apartment 5C: Congratulations—you may already have won the all-electric Colonial split-level house of your dreams...."