Real Estate Mogul In Training T-Shirts

"I've just bought five acres of prime oceanfront. Want to help me build on it?"

Invest in real estate - you'll get a lot for your money.

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

World Economic Forum

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

Eye, ear, nose, throat & real estate investment trusts.

"Local authorities are always whining on about the cost of 'affordable' housing..."

'They're playing house.'

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'Hi, I'm on the make,'

Real Estate Depression

'I think you'll find it open and spacious!'

"I can't decide which I'd rather do- make a twenty-billion-dollar bid of turn down a twenty-billion-dollar bid."

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'Sorry, cash only -- we don't accept little brothers.'

Mortgage up: 'Where?.'

I'm sorry Charles is unavailable for polite comment.

Estate Agent - 'They're all mine.'

Strip Mine Estates - Mineral Rights? They're All Yours.

'Lower the price by ?30k!' 'He's trying to kick-start the housing market.'

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

"I told you he was a motivated seller.

"Try not to see them as a ridiculously expensive pile of bricks but rather as a value for money self build opportunity!"

'Now, Perkins, hit my ball straight down the fairway for about 300 yards.'

"It's really too much house for us, but Fran and I plan to live in the walk-in closet and rent the rest."

'If you kiss me, I'll cause the Dow Jones Industrial Average to soar, manufacturing and trade data to re-accelerate, and housing to rebound significantly throughout the remainder of this and the next quarter.'

'I sold my house and got what I paid for it. But you bought it in 1962.'

"I'm keeping it really simple!"