Real Estate Mogul In Training Prints

"I've just bought five acres of prime oceanfront. Want to help me build on it?"

Invest in real estate - you'll get a lot for your money.

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

I'm buying a house. You're broke. So? the interest rate plans are amazing. The banks are giving money away. Besides, the housing market is going nuts. If I buy today, I can sell next year for a huge profit. I suddenly feel faint. You look ill, Mr. Powell.

World Economic Forum

"Local authorities are always whining on about the cost of 'affordable' housing..."

Eye, ear, nose, throat & real estate investment trusts.

'They're playing house.'

Bank. Moving Co. Joe got an apartment above the bank. He moved his things in today. Now he can say his "assets are over ten million dollars"!

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'Hi, I'm on the make,'

Real Estate Depression

Man considers blogging.

'I think you'll find it open and spacious!'

"I can't decide which I'd rather do- make a twenty-billion-dollar bid of turn down a twenty-billion-dollar bid."

Mortgage up: 'Where?.'

'Lower the price by ?30k!' 'He's trying to kick-start the housing market.'

Strip Mine Estates - Mineral Rights? They're All Yours.

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'Sorry, cash only -- we don't accept little brothers.'

Estate Agent - 'They're all mine.'

I'm sorry Charles is unavailable for polite comment.

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

"I told you he was a motivated seller.

'I sold my house and got what I paid for it. But you bought it in 1962.'

'Now, Perkins, hit my ball straight down the fairway for about 300 yards.'

'If you kiss me, I'll cause the Dow Jones Industrial Average to soar, manufacturing and trade data to re-accelerate, and housing to rebound significantly throughout the remainder of this and the next quarter.'

"Try not to see them as a ridiculously expensive pile of bricks but rather as a value for money self build opportunity!"

"It's really too much house for us, but Fran and I plan to live in the walk-in closet and rent the rest."