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Real Estate Depression

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

"You really shouldn't ask for material things like a bike. At least try for a Porsche."

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"I've just bought five acres of prime oceanfront. Want to help me build on it?"

World Economic Forum

"Local authorities are always whining on about the cost of 'affordable' housing..."

Eye, ear, nose, throat & real estate investment trusts.

'They're playing house.'

Dialed the number, ordered the tapes and placed hundreds of little ads. Didn't hit a snag until step four: Just sit back and rake it in.

'I think you'll find it open and spacious!'

Mortgage up: 'Where?.'

Estate Agent - 'They're all mine.'

Business men's lunches: Tycoons ?25, On the way downers ?2.50.

Strip Mine Estates - Mineral Rights? They're All Yours.

'Lower the price by ?30k!' 'He's trying to kick-start the housing market.'

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

"I told you he was a motivated seller.

'I like the way his conscience doesn't get in the way of his profit motive.'

'If you kiss me, I'll cause the Dow Jones Industrial Average to soar, manufacturing and trade data to re-accelerate, and housing to rebound significantly throughout the remainder of this and the next quarter.'

"It's really too much house for us, but Fran and I plan to live in the walk-in closet and rent the rest."

'I sold my house and got what I paid for it. But you bought it in 1962.'

"Try not to see them as a ridiculously expensive pile of bricks but rather as a value for money self build opportunity!"

"I'm keeping it really simple!"