Real Estate Mogul Aspirant Mugs

Real Estate Depression

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

"You really shouldn't ask for material things like a bike. At least try for a Porsche."

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"I've just bought five acres of prime oceanfront. Want to help me build on it?"

World Economic Forum

I'm buying a house. You're broke. So? the interest rate plans are amazing. The banks are giving money away. Besides, the housing market is going nuts. If I buy today, I can sell next year for a huge profit. I suddenly feel faint. You look ill, Mr. Powell.

Eye, ear, nose, throat & real estate investment trusts.

"Local authorities are always whining on about the cost of 'affordable' housing..."

'They're playing house.'

'Never mind that you could have bought Microsoft years ago - I could have married Bill Gates,'

Bank. Moving Co. Joe got an apartment above the bank. He moved his things in today. Now he can say his "assets are over ten million dollars"!

Dialed the number, ordered the tapes and placed hundreds of little ads. Didn't hit a snag until step four: Just sit back and rake it in.

'I think you'll find it open and spacious!'

Business men's lunches: Tycoons ?25, On the way downers ?2.50.

Mortgage up: 'Where?.'

'Lower the price by ?30k!' 'He's trying to kick-start the housing market.'

Strip Mine Estates - Mineral Rights? They're All Yours.

Estate Agent - 'They're all mine.'

Warren Buffett

Even heaven is helpless to stop it.

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

'I like the way his conscience doesn't get in the way of his profit motive.'

"I told you he was a motivated seller.

'I sold my house and got what I paid for it. But you bought it in 1962.'

"It's really too much house for us, but Fran and I plan to live in the walk-in closet and rent the rest."

'If you kiss me, I'll cause the Dow Jones Industrial Average to soar, manufacturing and trade data to re-accelerate, and housing to rebound significantly throughout the remainder of this and the next quarter.'

"Try not to see them as a ridiculously expensive pile of bricks but rather as a value for money self build opportunity!"

"I'm keeping it really simple!"