Real Estate Mogul Wannabe Mugs

"I heard they bought thousands of acres around here."

"If you like it you'd better act quick. 'Under the bed' got scooped up the moment it hit the market."

'Monopoly money surged ahead of the dollar today on the announcement of a large hotel complex planned for Park Place and Boardwalk.

'Lower the price by ?30k!' 'He's trying to kick-start the housing market.'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

World Economic Forum

"I've just bought five acres of prime oceanfront. Want to help me build on it?"

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

Eye, ear, nose, throat & real estate investment trusts.

"Local authorities are always whining on about the cost of 'affordable' housing..."

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

'They're playing house.'

Real Estate Depression

'I think you'll find it open and spacious!'

Mortgage up: 'Where?.'

'Motivation...I want huge amounts of money. Vast amounts of cash.'

"Your dream of a house with a white picket fence is still feasible, at least for the picket fence."

Business men's lunches: Tycoons ?25, On the way downers ?2.50.

Estate Agent - 'They're all mine.'

Strip Mine Estates - Mineral Rights? They're All Yours.

"Occupant, apartment 5C: Congratulations—you may already have won the all-electric Colonial split-level house of your dreams...."

"Admittedly, it is a bit of a 'fixer upper'."

"Want to put the house on the market so we clean it?"

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

"I told you he was a motivated seller.

"Is this the wobbly table? I'll put my screenplay under this leg."