Real Estate Mogul Mugs

God Bless Our Asking Price

'Excellent. I'll buy the lot.'

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

The Location, Location, Location Arms

'I think you'll find it open and spacious!'

"I told you he was a motivated seller.

'Don't worry, sir. There's no building modification that can't be made with enough money.'

'If it was mine, I'd put it up for sale, invest the proceeds, and get myself a nice little condo.'

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

Eye, ear, nose, throat & real estate investment trusts.

"Good schools, nearby shopping, 5 bedrooms..."

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

"Why do you want to make the world a better place?" "To improve property values."

"There's a bit of rising damp, but I'll take it!"

"Are shares in a basketball team, three Van Goghs, some condos in Arizona and a Caribbean yacht diversified enough for you."

'It would be better than tribute, better than plunder. You could make a veritable fortune if you'd let this go condo.'

Property managers dangling the threat of real estate holdings over corporations.

'How are house sales going?'

Affordable housing

"Look, just nuke them and build something terrific."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'Dog eat dog.'

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.