Real Estate Mogul Mugs

God Bless Our Asking Price

"His only acquisitions so far seem to have been a Ferrari and a villa a Marbella."

'Excellent. I'll buy the lot.'

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

The Location, Location, Location Arms

'I think you'll find it open and spacious!'

"I told you he was a motivated seller.

'Don't worry, sir. There's no building modification that can't be made with enough money.'

'If it was mine, I'd put it up for sale, invest the proceeds, and get myself a nice little condo.'

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

Eye, ear, nose, throat & real estate investment trusts.

"Good schools, nearby shopping, 5 bedrooms..."

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

"Why do you want to make the world a better place?" "To improve property values."

"There's a bit of rising damp, but I'll take it!"

"Are shares in a basketball team, three Van Goghs, some condos in Arizona and a Caribbean yacht diversified enough for you."

'It would be better than tribute, better than plunder. You could make a veritable fortune if you'd let this go condo.'

Property managers dangling the threat of real estate holdings over corporations.

'How are house sales going?'

If Donald Trump had been a rabbit...

Affordable housing

Bank. Moving Co. Joe got an apartment above the bank. He moved his things in today. Now he can say his "assets are over ten million dollars"!

Don't get me started on real estate

I'm buying a house. You're broke. So? the interest rate plans are amazing. The banks are giving money away. Besides, the housing market is going nuts. If I buy today, I can sell next year for a huge profit. I suddenly feel faint. You look ill, Mr. Powell.

"Look, just nuke them and build something terrific."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'Dog eat dog.'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'