Real Estate Tycoons T-Shirts

'Hey! By appointment only!!'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

The president's men

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

"Forget lemonade. The real money's in bottled water."

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

For sale sign: 'Unique 16th Century cottage. Similar properties wanted.'

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

Igloo sales

"The sellers had a lot of kids, so they got tired of running out of hot water. So they upgraded."

'Well, yes... The cellar IS a bit damp. But therefore the rent is really low!'

'They're playing house.'

'Admittedly, I'm into greed but it's honest greed.'

R. J. Willoby - Old Money, Old Technology, Member 'Good Old Boys Network'.

'One day this will all be yours.'

'Hi, I'm on the make,'

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

Turtle Home

'He's out massaging,manipulating and monopolising.'

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"The roof is old and leaks. The good news is when it rains you'll get an additional 3 showers."

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

"This spectacular 40 room property has majestic views of the valley and village and it was tastefully renovated after the most recent Viking incursion."

"Obviously the price of this property is a reflection of it`s very desirable location."