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Tenants and Landlords - 'Ah, he's given me notice, but I'm taking his wall-paper with me! ...'

Hollywood Sign Developers

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

"Look, son, real estate."

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

'We'll convert it into flats and revitalise the area.'

Reverse Mortgage.

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

"Sold his air rights."

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

Home Sweet Second Home.

I'm buying a house. You're broke. So? the interest rate plans are amazing. The banks are giving money away. Besides, the housing market is going nuts. If I buy today, I can sell next year for a huge profit. I suddenly feel faint. You look ill, Mr. Powell.

The End of the Property Boom is Nigh.

"Local authorities are always whining on about the cost of 'affordable' housing..."

Eye, ear, nose, throat & real estate investment trusts.

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

'Hey! By appointment only!!'

'Hi, I'm on the make,'

'They're playing house.'

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

Repossessions

'This is close enough.'

Bank. Moving Co. Joe got an apartment above the bank. He moved his things in today. Now he can say his "assets are over ten million dollars"!

Dog Realtor